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Starting to think I had a hand in that...
Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Assassination

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.
by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023
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Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?
Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.
I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.
by Dingelberry July 16, 2024
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Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?
Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.
One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
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Cum Assasination

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!
by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022
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