ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009

Assata

a beautiful warrior that is smart but also makes mistakes from time to time and loves to have fun...she does get in trouble from time to time but that just makes her more exciting she loves animals but she is not a people person she just hate fake people but she knows how to deal with them

gosh she is so perfect she is such an Assata

by Assata smith June 16, 2017

asstacular

The state of being "ass".

Dude, Matrix: Reloaded was fucking asstacular!

by gesis September 18, 2003

asstastic

(adj.)having a great ass

Man that girl is asstastic!

by The Gizza February 7, 2003

assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002