Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange

To publicly expose against the subject’s wishes.

“When the magazine assanged embarrassing instant messages from Mark Zuckerberg’s college years, his motives for creating Facebook were called into question.”

by greatislander December 23, 2010

You're like Assange

Phrase that's in use since Wikileaks incident and it's used to make person who's reinventing hot water to shut up.

Two 6yo talking
A: Girls have vagina
B: Haha, you're like Assange!

by NekiTamoLevi January 3, 2011

assgargle

the act of someone or something inserting their head up someone or something else's rectum and gulping down its contents

You fucking faggot assgarglers.

by Roper August 12, 2003

Asstangular

A geometric term used to describe a polygon of an ass-like resemblance. Also used for a description of anything resembling a polygon of an ass-like resemblance.

"Hey that bald guy has a rather asstangular head"

"Dude, that is his ass...you ASS!"

by Jake Andrews March 17, 2005