asscumber

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

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by timetravellingcarrot August 2, 2021

Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.

1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"

by Harrowing June 29, 2011

you will be assimilated

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

by TokJK September 8, 2006

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

assdumb

Someone so completely stupid that they are unworthy of the term "dumbass".

That assdumb Tony has gone and upfucked my Playstation.

by chillin2long June 4, 2003