assome

sarcastic enthusiasm, excitement

Have you seen "Gladiator"? It's assome!

by Timothy McCoy February 8, 2005

assome

Assome is a word in which expresses something as more than "Awesome".

Dude your car is assome

by Devin Dickless December 27, 2007

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

assiest

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

by vna October 21, 2009

assmess

A particularly runny liquified form of shit, leading to an unholy mess and overpowering stench wherever it has been excreted to.

Dave missed the pan and made an assmess on the floor.

Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.

by incatatus October 6, 2012

Asimers

The illness you forget.

Me: Damn mary you suffer from asimers
Mary: what-
Me: Asimers the illness you forget, ok?
Mary: AHAHAHA you mean Alzheimer.

by Officialbossbabe March 13, 2021

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022