asshower

when sitting on a public toilet; and it flushes underneath you.

Dave :Alison, what the hell took you so long int he bathroom? Did you fall in?

Alsion:No, I got asshowered, and got it all over my skirt

by alisoneleven July 10, 2010

Assholership

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".

This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.

by LexiconDreams May 14, 2018

Assholery

Ignoring context, misremembering conversations, and repeatedly calling professional colleagues idiots.

Janet is up to her classic assholery again

by RedsFan1990 June 1, 2021

Assholery

The act of being an asshole

That was an assholery move of him to cut me off

by Moodypoodyrudy June 30, 2022

Assholerity

(abstract noun)
the act of being an asshole, ass, jackass, ignorant fool, etc. of the sort.

I am so sick and tired of his assholerity!

by The P.J. December 28, 2009

Asswhomper

One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.

Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping

by FvKdUp March 22, 2004

assholery

First discovered by an Irish Scholar named Roy Jonas on September 2 2008.

Assholery is the act of being an 'asshole' towards a certain individual.

"You only got the same treatment you dished out first Debo. Telling your clanmates you hope they get banned tends to generate assholery in your direction. Yet you seem surprised and offended. Lay off the rocks, that way your memory might be longer than that of a goldfish."

by shdx October 20, 2008