asstards

A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com

Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.

by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006

Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

by Robspace August 16, 2010

Asscara

The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.

Damn, gurl. Your asscara be all runnin down your buttocks.

by Princess Buzzkill December 1, 2010

asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

by im not an asstard November 12, 2009

asscara

An upper butt tattoo. Contraction of ass plus mascara. Same thing as tramp stamp or ass antlers.

My asscara was only half-hidden by my belt when I bent over to tie my shoes.

by Crestus August 26, 2007

asscara

The mascara one would apply to their ass hair if mascara were used on hairy asses.

Her butthole was so hairy it winked at me, I think she applied asscara!

by angieledbetter August 15, 2010

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003