Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

assgater

An asshole who follows too close.

"Look at that assgater."

by Heiney11 March 8, 2017

Asseater

Someone who eats a fuck ton of ass

Dude, Matt is such an asseater

by Cammed out December 17, 2018

asseater

someone who sucks up (their ass) to people, Often with Educators or at the Workplace

A:have you seen john and the teacher? B:Yeah, he's such an asseater

by effyoncoke February 7, 2021

Assbat

Someone that you normally like but is acting a fool and being an irritate.

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat today and I don’t appreciate it.

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Asswater

Asswater is when you sit on the toilet, but the piss comes out of your ass instead.

Person 1: Why do I hear intense splashing in the bathroom???
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.

by joetazunawife November 6, 2021

Asshatery

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.

“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”

by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023