Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.

Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.

by The Mokey October 17, 2016

Assassinine

Used to describe when an assassin makes a donkey-like error

Assassinine is a combination of the words assassin and asinine

by MacaroniMan July 8, 2011

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 8, 2023

assassinaversary

1) The anniversary of a famous assassination.
2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.

"Why is every channel talking about JFK lately."
"Dude, his assassinaversary is coming up."

by Scatter44 November 17, 2013

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022