Assumehole

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.

Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.

by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017

Assvid

When you have sexual interactions anally with some who has covid 19. The ass is infected with the virus and it causes your booty to not taste or smell like nothing. It may also cause the doodoo to turn yellowish.

Chris gave Jordan assvid when he bought some ass from him for a few dollars.

by jontae wick December 31, 2020

assvice

The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

Thanks for the assvice, but I think I'll do it my way.

by Dooneybug May 3, 2005

Assunta

Such a sweet girl, a total doll. Probably of an Italian background. Curly brunnette hair and darling chocolate-colored eyes. A bit on the religious side, but you respect her for it. Always stylish and lookinig cute, even when she's out jogging. Athletic and super focused, loves her friends with all her heart (which is HUGE). Is up for anything.

A: Hey did you just see Assunta jog by?
B: Yeah, and she's looking fiiiiine

by savmoone August 28, 2011

assuming

When you don't know the full story but you believe what you know is right.

I am assuming your favorite color is brown because your eyes are brown.

by Ouhhh July 12, 2017

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Did you just assume my gender?

Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.

1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016