ass hat

Cut off an ass, preferably from a woman, and wear it as a hat after all the blood is dried or wiped off.

-Hey there Jim, I have never seen that kind of hat before!
Where did you get it?
-It's an ass hat. I got it from my ex.

by Sarkus February 24, 2008

Ass Hat

ass hat is a really huge dumb ass

Greg, you really did that car deal? What an ass hat you are!!

by CJ Romig August 12, 2008

ass hat

The lesser version of 'ass goblin'.

Man, that dude is such an ass hat.

by Kismet January 29, 2003

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.

"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"

by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012

Ass Hat

A condom(jimmy hat) for use with the buttocks. Esp. a form of protection worn during anal fisting.(Although usage is appropriate for other forms of ass-play).

Dear, before you stick your hand up my butt, be sure to put on your ass hat. Anything less would be unsanitary.

by wh@tevAr August 11, 2008

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016