Asphyxiation

Julia's favorite word.

Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."

by Arrteh October 16, 2008

aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

Asphyxiation

when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a boner
if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book

"gee alyssa,
did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there?

poor butthole"

by CarlyNatalieAlyssa ton October 28, 2007

Asphyxia

An alternative band from Meander, Tasmania, Australia.

"Hey wow, aren't Asphyxia that neato band from that place near there?"

by Scott Willis December 14, 2008

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.

If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.

by Max from that town in MN May 19, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

drawstring asphyxia

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine

That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008