Asphalt Beaver

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

by tracktracktrack April 18, 2008

layin' asphalt

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

by Marshall Gillikin February 16, 2008

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

AsphaltChicken

An AsphaltChicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.
Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...

noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"

AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"

by AsphaltChicken February 24, 2005

asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley June 15, 2016

Asphalty

When someone is concrete or serious as fuck with a answer it is Asphalty

That hoe was ugly . Put that on my moms I'm Asphalty

by A crew of blacks May 23, 2016

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016