Aspen 

A kid having no eyebrows or purpose in life.

Hey, are you friends with that Aspen?
Yea why?
He got no eyebrows, that's kinda wierd.

Aspen by jombomb May 1, 2018

Aspen 

The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.

That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.

Aspen by lareila February 8, 2007

aspen 

aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.

Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!

aspen by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007

Aspen 

Smelly stuff you just can't describe but you NEVER forget!!

Is that ASPEN on my shoe??

Aspen by U.N.C.L.E. February 9, 2003

Aspen 

Aspen is a very pretty girl who can be sporty and lazy. Her hair and short temper is favored by many people. Aspen may be a bitch sometimes but make sure to tell her your side of the story, and she might tell hers. She likes to mess around but when things get serious, the games end. Don't let go of an Aspen, because they might have a few issues but are really great on the inside and out.

Girl: That Aspen girl's hair is pretty
Boy: I heard shes played lacrosse and soccer..
Girl: Really? But I heard she was lazy.. that Aspen...

Aspen by Pipidipipip June 1, 2018

Aspen 

Aspen is very silly, she very sweet. She will always be there for you, she is very loud. She loves messing around. She could be a little monster at times though. She usually has brown eyes and her hair is a light brown. She prefers to video chat with people instead of texting or calling.

Aspen is literally the sweetest person you'll ever meet!

Aspen by Basic Dolphin August 2, 2019

aspen 

a great dude that is probably lgbtq+ and likes to sing. he has a nice taste in music and clothes and cares about his friends a lot. total jock.

"aspen is so cool! he invited me over yesterday and he made garlic bread!"
"i wish i could eat garlic bread with aspen :'("
"someday, my dear"

aspen by anonymous December 4, 2020