aspen music festival

A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.

Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?

I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.

by aspenrasloveme June 26, 2018

Aspen

Aspen is a name for a gorgeous girl with beautiful hair, in which everyone cherishes her name for being named after the most celebrity-liked place in the world. She is clumsey and often makes mistakes, but in the end she is loved and appreciated because she is open minded and helps people who is going through a hard time. Her name is uncommon, but is beautiful and makes herself original.

David: Hey, did you hear about that Aspen Chick?
Taylor: Yeah, she is that girl who is named after a city in Colorado, right?
David: Yeah, she helped me get through that problem i had in June.

Taylor: Yeah, i heard she has helped a lot of people.

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Therapist:Why are you here?
Jay:I dont know. Im not supposed to be here because Aspen helped me with my problems. But thank you anyways.
Therapist: Dangit! That Aspen girl is taking all my patients!

by AwesomeColors December 28, 2009

Aspen Hill

The little town of Maryland (in MoCO) that is known for absolutely nothing. Oh, except for many of the 2002 sniper shootings being there. It's in between Wheaton, Rockville and Olney, and has the characteristics of all of those places, but mostly Wheaton. There's not a lot to do, but hey.

Let's hang out in Aspen Hill this weekend.

by Emily April 13, 2005

assecrist

the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!

"He's being such an assecrist today!"

by adeioonse December 3, 2009

Aspergerianette

(as-per-geh-ree-eh-net) n. a female counterpart of an aspergarian.

BS: Herself an Aspergerianette, Heather Kuzmich is a model willing to be a role model to both boys and girls with Asperger's Syndrome.

by bobert dynamite August 4, 2010

Asperger's Syndrome

Is a way of being and is just as good as anyone else.you just have some social trouble and have a different neurology

I have asperger's syndrome.

by Uberno21 May 14, 2007

ASPCA

The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
and organization like PETA that helps protect animals from cruel mistreatment

ASPCA
We are the voice!

by 35X April 4, 2007