Like a person but makes Nike's and shitty phones. They also work for barely any money, hahA jokes on them
Lmao you're Asian
by Earl Xi January 14, 2019
An asian is any person you think is asian. No matter what. The only way to tell if they are an asian is by seeing if they are short and have squinted eyes.
by CarterFromGoogle March 26, 2020
by Duhfuka June 05, 2020
A race far from human. They usually have a face with wide eyes, and tanned skin. They enjoy Anime, the holy style of animation. Asians love rice, and I mean they LOVE rice. They sometimes eat their 20 pounds of rice per meal with a side of either dog or cat. So watch out for your pet's sake.
"What's he eating over there? That looks like dog, he must be asian."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."
by EpicGamerUrbanDictionary April 15, 2019
A person from China who has Incredibly small eyes, who is terrible at English and other languages, and steals maths homework, and also steals school equipment such as rulers and pencils, they also suck at every subject except maths and science and is a geek
by Marko the asian June 22, 2019
Tis quite a unique and wild animal which spends most of its time in mathbooks and is commonly found consuming Oryza sativa or more colloquially rice. This specific example of the species is found to be a cunt at times, as most humans are too.
Brown People are not included in this definition
Brown People are not included in this definition
by generic_101 October 10, 2019