Asian 

A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano

OMG, HE ASIAN DUDE. THE WOK, BING CHILLING

Asian by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021

Asian 

Common terms: Usually used to determine someone of the race from the Asian area. Someone who excels at math and science but struggles at English (mostly used as a stereotype).
Often racist terms would be used to offend people of Asian descent like e.x "Go back to your country ching chong bing bong" for Chinese Asians
Currently during the Covid-19 Pandemic, racist Americans (mostly from the south) have been insulting Chinese people calling Covid the "chinese virus".

(White) Person 1: "Hey you, you are smart at math, go do my math homework."
(Asian) Person 2: "don't judge us based on our race's stereotype."
(Asian) Person 2: "Cough, cough"
(White) Person 1: "EWWWWWW you have the chinese virus, go back to your ching chong bing bong land!"
(Asian) Person 2: "Fuck you, hill-billy"

Asian by LovinSpy January 8, 2022

Asian 

The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.

Asians are love, Asians are life

Asian by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

asian 

asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way

person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS

asian by asiankidwellhalf May 10, 2009

asian 

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.

Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*

asian by Le Mao September 10, 2012

Asian 

An Asian is someone that is related to Asia or its people.
There are 3 types of Asians.

Asian - Americans, Asian - Canadians, and the Original Asians
There are different type of Asian Americans the first is the typical trying to be black Asian, the second is the quiet Asian, and the third is one that watches anime or plays games such as league of legends.
The original Asians were born in Asia and usually have an Asian accent speaking english most of the time but if their first language was English they might not have an accent.
Canadian Asians for all I know are not as ghetto as American Asians and they tend to mostly play video games and watch anime.

So what kind of Asian are you?

Asian by ThatAfkGuy September 16, 2016

asian 

Small genitalia and proud, yet smart as all hell. They can do anything but using their fucking eyeballs.

"How the fuck did that kid place first in the math competition?!"- white person
"Because he's Asian you school shooter."- hispanic dude

asian by The Altuist Egoist October 15, 2019