ashutosh mishra

A legend commonly called as "MVPP Wale bhaiya", he can pull any girl as he has high charge density.

Slut: that man is really attractive
Her friend: he must be ashutosh mishra

by setting bhai poona vale September 24, 2023

Kengan Ashura

A badass anime that cures depression. An anime that shows testosterone filled men fighting over who has the biggest dick in the room.

P1: Have you watched Kengan Ashura on Netflix
P2: Yes and I wish I could watch it for the first time again.

by balls v421 June 18, 2023

ashura

Ashura. A crazy girl with A LOT of friends. She is the best friend you could get and there's no denying it. Once you are with Ashura then you will have a lot of fun and CRAZY moments. She is a big fan of a Spanish singer and are a sucker for spanish dudes. She always get in the weirdest situations like accidentally grabbing someone's dick or asking a stranger if he likes pancakes.

Don't you ever make Ashura mad because she can literally bet the crap out of you even if you are twice her size. Never underestimate her.

She is overall a perfect friend that you can trust and she would never speak shit behind your back.

Enjoy cherish your time with Ashura and never forget her. She will bring a smile to your face.

What is that girl doing?

Idk..isn't that the girl that beat the crap out of ----- ?

Omg! It is! Ashura right?Wha that dude sure got a beating.

Yeah, remind me to never get in a fight With that chick...

by You know wh0 December 11, 2016

ashuntae

A very fun girl who is super sexy loves long relationships she's smart you can't take your eyes off of her she's knows how to keep it real nothing fake about her and is very bipolar and crazy most people don't know how to handle her she's a girl whose all about her money

Ashuntae:someone you can actually hang with drama free

by Nekoletae January 1, 2017

ashutosh

referring to any human being, usually a man who sits at home all day watching tv with a laptop on his lap gambling on horses while munching on nuts

Shut the fuck up you hideous ashutosh!

Damn, that woman is such an ashutosh.

by Gurvinder December 28, 2008

Ashutosh

Ashutosh is a mumbai guy who loves to eat free food at RSS events

ashutosh

by Ashutoshmumbai February 3, 2021

Ashuma

Extremely dank marijuana.
Side effects are as follows:
Acting like a cat
feeling the food you eat roll around in your stomach
stealing peoples clothing and padding on them as a cat would.
Yelling the word Ashuma repeatedly

Yo I was smoking that ashuma shit from my boi cheese last night. Yeah mann I was high as fuck walking on my hands and knees purring and padding on cloths. You don't want this shit man.

by lil cheese February 11, 2009