asdf

Anal Slurpin Dildo Fucker ; one who has anal sex with a dildo and "slurps" up the anal liquid afterwards

Two women Leslie and Heather have anal sex with a strap-on dildo and Leslie uses the strap-on. when she is done she licks heathers anus clean. Leslie is an asdf.

by ASUASDFMaN May 4, 2010

asdf

Short for 'asdfghjilqwfrailfndjslafnaweinjvidlgnbaebjgraelgrnbjaeluwailnjdfskl'.

Person 1: Look at this funny cat video I found.
Person 2: Asdf it's so cute!

by Ornithopter747 April 12, 2022

asdf

The most likely "random" string of characters, usually entered when frustrated that one has to enter anything at all.

"Please enter your dog's mother's maiden middle name:"
"asdf"

by asdf88 April 22, 2020

asdf

to posses a penis that is short, or small enough to only cover the first four keys of a standard keyboard.

You couldnt even rest on home row, all you have is ASDF.

by Sn0wm4n March 10, 2004

asdf

asdf (n)(v): (n) a stupid person or thing, who is constentally annoying and acts in a manner of not thinking in the right mind (v) acting stupid; not thinking in the right mind; acting the fool

Your boyfriend is such a asdf, your should dump him right now!

by Hannah Hoertz December 22, 2003

asdf

the first 4 letters on the home row of the keyboard. Or just a bunch of stupid, but also pretty funny, videos on YouTube

Yo, have you seen asdf?! You totally gotta watch it!

by totally random monkey wrench June 20, 2016

asdf

A=ass
S=suck
D=dick
F=fuck

i tottaly asdf my boyfriend last night

by beachloverblnd January 11, 2008