Asdf 

1. asdf is the keys on your keyboard.
2. There's a thing as asdf movie you know. (GO CHECK IT OUT!)
3. You might have done it cause you were bored.

I love asdf movie!

Asdf by XxTryGuysLoverxX June 1, 2018

asdf 

The most likely "random" string of characters, usually entered when frustrated that one has to enter anything at all.

"Please enter your dog's mother's maiden middle name:"
"asdf"

asdf by asdf88 April 22, 2020

asdf 

Short for 'asdfghjilqwfrailfndjslafnaweinjvidlgnbaebjgraelgrnbjaeluwailnjdfskl'.

Person 1: Look at this funny cat video I found.
Person 2: Asdf it's so cute!

asdf by Ornithopter747 April 12, 2022

asdf 

to posses a penis that is short, or small enough to only cover the first four keys of a standard keyboard.

You couldnt even rest on home row, all you have is ASDF.

asdf by Sn0wm4n March 10, 2004

asdf 

asdf (n)(v): (n) a stupid person or thing, who is constentally annoying and acts in a manner of not thinking in the right mind (v) acting stupid; not thinking in the right mind; acting the fool

Your boyfriend is such a asdf, your should dump him right now!

asdf by Hannah Hoertz December 22, 2003

asdf 

the first 4 letters on the home row of the keyboard. Or just a bunch of stupid, but also pretty funny, videos on YouTube

Yo, have you seen asdf?! You totally gotta watch it!

asdf by totally random monkey wrench June 20, 2016

asdf 

A=ass
S=suck
D=dick
F=fuck

i tottaly asdf my boyfriend last night

asdf by beachloverblnd January 11, 2008