Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Okie dokie artichoke

Commonly used dad joke, meaning “okay” but in a more dad like state

“Dad I want to go to Brian’s house”
“Okie dokie artichoke”

by Kaylas319 December 10, 2018

arkichokey

and type of animal

an arkichokey is a an rare bread of rat, also known as taylor

by dr henrry sliperface April 4, 2009

artichoking

To crave sharp corners caressing your intimate folds, while having your neck squeezed by your lovers hands.

Artichoking- I want to artichoke the fuck out of her!

by Wtfmoney November 23, 2014

Artichoking

When an artiman artichokes his artigirlfriend during artisex.

Last night I was artichoking my artigirlfiend with my artidick and it was artikinky.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019