split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003

arse-antlers

a tattoo just above the buttocks, having a central section and curving extensions on each side

She bent over and revealed the arse-antlers that were hidden under her shirt.

by Peter Michael (Canada) March 19, 2008

arse shelf

A term to describe a large posterior and hips of an obese person, giving the effect of a shelf.

Bloody hell! You could rest a pair of candle sticks on that arse shelf!

by bennybumflaps February 12, 2007

arse wrench

someone thats being a royal pain in the arse

"fucking leave me alone you fucking arse wrench"

by Shanearsevonbanearse March 30, 2009

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020

Tin arse

In Australian slang, An exceptionally lucky person, especially in regards to money

"How does she always find the best stuff for free?"
"She can't help it, she's such a tin arse!"

by edros89 July 29, 2021