Armaslag

Word used to describe accesories and clothing worn by an induvidual that would be appropriate for a prostitute

Did she get that top from armaslag, what armaslag is that

by Stubes May 7, 2008

Armadillo Theory

The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.

Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory

by ArmadilloTheory March 13, 2017

Armadillian

When someone is being defensive

Jack won't answer any questions. He's being so Armadillian.

by E.Swaggson September 11, 2021

Armadussy

The sweet, hot, orifice of a Texan armadillo.

Texan 1: Hey, what's wrong pardner?

Texan 2: Brittnie broke up with me last month, and I feel as though I've yee'd my last haw.
Texan 1: Well, it sounds like you need to take yur F-250 down a backround, run over an armadilly or two, and score ya some armadussy.
Texan 2: Why that sounds like a blessed idea pardner! Thank ya!

by DickBake February 2, 2022

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

groove armada

the groove armada is the elitest of the elite, those who are of the groove armada can groove not just well, but spectacularly, and they travel the world grooving with the armada recruiting people to join the groove armada.

The groove armada has made its presence felt, my lord. they are growing in power and will soon combat us.

by mr. india April 20, 2005

armadillo

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.

"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."

by homebroslice24 March 8, 2010