Applebeezies

A contraction of "Applebee's" and Beezies, this generally means the typical woman one would find at Applebee's on any given night of the week. They tend to be tan, tall, range in age from 24 to 35 and tend to drink a lot. While not lacking in attractiveness, they tend to be very similar in both style and personality to one another. Applebeezies will be wild in bed if you have the money for their cocktails but usually won't be able to explain General Relativity if you bring it up on the ride home.

My friend Pete went drinking with Jerry and they brought home a couple of Applebeezies from the bar. One of them turned out to be a girl I had tutored in basic algebra for 3 months in college and she still failed the class.

by LisaSandler April 2, 2011

Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."

Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."

by Guy Fieri December 19, 2011

Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013

Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Applebee's Reply Guy

The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.

Have you accepted Applebee's Reply Guy as your lord and savior?

by LCFlygon July 28, 2012

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

applepien

when someone smokes so much, that one reaches the status of a baked apple pie

brbbbbbrrbbrbbrbrbb" *exhales crosses eyes for a second then shakes it off* "dude im applepien

by kidripe =] April 7, 2011