apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow

If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.

by me July 01, 2003

apple computer

A computer that is neither functional or interesting looking. Used to do guassian blurs and such with amazing speed. Horrible at games.

Ever heard of an apple game?

by apple computers are for gays July 22, 2003

apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.

Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!

by Nick July 07, 2003

apple computer

who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

apple computer

1) a iMac (mac) computer for people who are anti-microsoft
2) a computer made out of a giant apple

I just took a bite outta my apple computer, man, it tasted like apples.

by munKii poO July 02, 2003

apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

by Rob July 04, 2003

apple computer

Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.

Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.

by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 25, 2003