Asparagus

Slang for marijuana.

"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"

by bonkeykong May 13, 2008

apparati

created term to mean multiple apparatuses

The Sharper Image is a great museum of useless apparati

by brutedawg November 7, 2008

Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

bloody asparagus

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

apparatchik

A person who is a cog in the wheel of a large, powerful organization, whether that organization is a government or a government-favored corporation.

"The choice between the American and Canadian healthcare models is simply a choice between different two different flavours of statism – each with somewhat different vices, it’s true (e.g., do you prefer higher prices or longer waits?), but ultimately coming down to a matter of the percentage to which control of your healthcare is exercised by people sitting in government offices as opposed to being exercised by people sitting in governmentally-privileged 'private' offices – but in either case by ambitious, avaricious apparatchiks who aren’t you."

by MrApparatchik September 15, 2011

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020