aspen

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

by Chit May 26, 2007

Aspen

The most beautiful girl you will ever met. She is the girl you will fall in love with. She never will leave you and she always will be by your side. You can always trust in her.

She is such an Aspen

by 💯✨💯 February 1, 2016

Aspen

Aspen is a truly beautiful person who will always have your back when you need her she is one of the best friends a person could ask for. If you ever get the chance to befriend an Aspen do it, trust me you will not regret it.

Person A: Dude Aspen is such a great friend she helped me with that problem I've been having

Person B: Dude I know I love Aspen she is amazing!

by Lucy's Gurl February 8, 2019

Apenigga

One who has a big thumb. Hater of the homerdankens. Legitness! Lover of the bebegurl.

Apenigga always be hatin on domerdanken!

by Stabin cabin user May 10, 2012

Going to Aspen

When you lie on your back and have a girl stick your dick up her ass. Then she tucks in her knees and you spin her on your dick...Thus, going to ass-spin.

Girl isn't even a midget and we're still going to Aspen!

by Gurupup July 30, 2010

apendix

(n.) The appendix is an internal organ. Its primary function is to digest seeds. Serious complications usually arise if you consume seeds after having it removed.

Ben, it's dangerous for you to eat fruit that contains smalls seeds, since your appendix was removed.

by Meow December 8, 2003

ALPENA

AKA Alspenis michicunts come here on vacation leave here on probation

Where everything in this town is ass backwards

Where the cops are more dirty then theives stealing from people

Where you go to a party and probably see your friends parents or grand parents partying down

Home of alien wanker, the pink flamingo, few moon crickets, and dirty sluts

alpena

by team_cat November 30, 2011