Angry Birds Rash

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.

I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.

by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011

Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

Andruw

An Andruw is a sweet, funny, and caring; who will always be your no.1 supporter. He's good with his hands, honest, dedicated, and disciplined, but he is also very smart without even knowing it. Andruws work hard in everything for anything they love and will never disappoint. He provides satisfying attention and will always go out of his way to make the ones he loves happy. Andruws give great advice and have a very positive attitude and are very fun to be around

Ryan:I'm feeling down , I might call andruw.

by T-rex0110 May 21, 2018

LeBron James Angry

It's when a person unloads all of their emotional ammo on someone for no apparent reason.

It's when a person unloads all of their emotional ammo on someone for no apparent reason.

Tommy's girlfriend didn't want to watch the ball game so Tommy got LeBron James Angry (LeBron Jangry) and brought up everything she had ever done wrong.....he's single now.

by Da B.E.A.S.T. February 2, 2017

angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

by shifty February 6, 2004

Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

angry raccoon

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008