1 definition by SkateLikeYouMeanIt
(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.
I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.
by SkateLikeYouMeanIt June 1, 2011