The Almighty

Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.

Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.

THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....

by The A Fox July 31, 2012

God Almighty

God Almighty is the creator of every life and things in the whole universe. He is the sovereign in the universe. He loves every person that He gave His only begotten son, Jesus Christ. He is the only one to be praised and to be served.

God Almighty is the king of all kings

by Annyeong June 9, 2021

lawd almighty

When a muthafucka starts some shit with a holy black man and it's time to whip some ass three the hard way

This silly muthafucka keep starting shit with me Lawd Almighty let me whip put my holy foot up this muthafuckas ass!!!

by Brazilasslover August 27, 2016

aightyo

a combination of the words alright and yo. used mainly to confirm something, but can also be used to end a conversation.

me: where you at dude
friend: im in eastwood at the corner store
me: word ill be there in 10 mins
firend: aightyo

by pawri December 7, 2010

Almighty BruhPug

The Famous White Teenager/Embodiment of Cancer. This FilthyFrank Rip of is most known for his famous YouTube video "American Dad Speed run (Nintendo Switch 5:18 sec.)" Where he completed a very hard speed run in a short amount of time. But He has been in several movie roles, his most famous being “The Fortnite Movie” Where he played the role of “Toxic Teen Gamer 1”. He is also a criminal, he was caught kidnapping children and beating them to a bloody pulp.

Almighty BruhPug wouldn't stop beating up the small children

by anonymous December 16, 2020

ALMIGHTYBDZ

a yhung MC who started rapping in 2014 , representing oceano to east Hollywood. His ability to do multiple flows and styles caused jealousy and copy cats to come to rise. he won’t stop at anything till he is rich and has everything he needs.

Girl : you listen to ALMIGHTYBDZ?
BOY : yea bro i want to he just like him

by This one foo January 15, 2022

the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen

“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)

by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022