I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.
by Titus1133 June 6, 2010
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According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.
You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
by BillShaite April 16, 2004
Get the Alpine Skiing mug.Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, puking in the bushes, with writing on my face, almost drown in the neighbors kiddie pool, and with no recollection of how I ended up in Arbys the next morning.
by JackT January 1, 2006
Get the aspiflicated mug.as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008
Get the asspickle mug.One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.
by atanarjuat October 20, 2006
Get the asspilot mug.This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.
Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.
Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.
I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.
Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.
Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.
by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006
Get the Aspie mug.A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!
by DFJD May 17, 2006
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