Alp onguc

Wants to know ur girth really badly like really badly

U ask for a alp onguc

by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021

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Alp

Turkish Name.

Meaning: The Man with the Penis as long as 5 Meter Sucuk

Oh. Look how long Alp's Sucuk is. His name fits perfectly, like LongDongSucuk.

by LongDongSucuk December 15, 2016

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When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS

by Googedigul June 22, 2022

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ALP

Aunt Laurie's literally shit

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

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Alp

Ass-licking-pussy
When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard

Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

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