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Alpha male 

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.
Alpha male by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Alpha Male 

A Male that is Alpha meaning that he is tall and will destroy betas.
wow danny davito is such a alpha male
wow logan paul is such a beta.

danny davito would destroy him fr fr.
Alpha Male by TTAlpha July 23, 2019

Alpha male 

My main man Tom Renshaw has a fake id, he is such an alpha male
Alpha male by Tom Renshaw is my g November 18, 2019

Alpha male 

Rueben: “what does that mean I don’t get it?”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”
Alpha male by Chelp January 17, 2019

alpha male 

A male that is almost entirely composed of alpha particles, and thus strongly ionizes the mating competition (and beta males, which are only weakly ionizing).
Jerry is such an alpha male - he is so strong but can’t move forward more than a couple of centimetres.
alpha male by Suicidebyspoon June 7, 2019

Alpha Male 

"The leader of the pack, the one who feeds first, and an individual who is capable of flexing on anybody at anytime."

Quite often the alpha male of the group is an individual whom goes by Adam.

Additionally, individuals who partake in the "Kipen-Body-X" workouts generally prevail as the alpha male of the group.
Man grunts in the gym are a form of Alpha Male activity