almiron

A Paraguayan football (soccer) player that plays for Newcastle United.

Person A: “Miguel Almiron is amazing!”

Person B: “You know he played for Atlanta United, right?”

by Thatonefootballguy November 23, 2023

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altitorture

A funny as fuck game lol

PrettyPepsi (my display name): wanna play alitorture
Roxy: I just looked, it’s called altitorture, not alitorture

by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

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altitorture

A fun asf game that’s on roblox, it’s a 2-player obby

Me: let’s play altitorture

My bff: yes please

by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

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Verb: General: To hide behind your wife. Political: To dodge credible accusations of behavior that is emblematic of your personality and legal track record, by blaming your spouse for an action that you would ALSO be responsible for. Fictional: To feed your wife to the zombies as you run away screaming.

"I'd love to Alito my wife for the stench, but everyone saw me eating the oysters."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."

by Barleymash May 21, 2024

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Almigo

Definition: A profound love that exists and thrives in every possible version of reality—except the one you're currently in.

Example: I feel you in dreams, echoes, and parallel lives—like we’re an almigo, not of this world but all the others.

by Vaviown May 5, 2025

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amitoj straight

An amitoj straight is when you are playing poker with your buddies and play as if you have a straight, but you're really missing a Jack and actually don't have shit

I just hit an amitoj straight!

by eatttttttttt August 30, 2025

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