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Alabaster

A code word for when something is not right or you may be in a form of danger, especially when under the influence of cannabis.
Buying drugs and being harassed by a fat, male, possibly retarded former prostitute wearing nothing but whitey tighties. "Yo Dude, Alabaster."

Smoking in friends basement 'le creek from upstairs' Alabaster dudes!
by The Time Child April 25, 2011
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Assmaster

A gay man who loves to take cock up the caboose, or someone who is a homosexual and loves to jam his penis into another gay guy's anus. A really sick bastard.
Hey assmaster! Get off of that guy!
by Ryan J. July 27, 2005
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wallmaster

a denizen of dungeons in the legend of zelda series. if pwned by one of these creepy monstrosities, you will be sent to the beginning of the dungeon.
omg! thats the twelfth time that wallmaster got me! this sucks!!!
by 3mo Pwny Association October 30, 2010
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blacked alabaster

Generally red headed white girl - or very pale skinned white girl whose been with a black man and in the old cliche gone black and isn't going back
Jemma the red head from down the street was always hanging around with black guys. Her very pale white skin struck a real contrast against some of the real dark black guys " wow she's a real blacked alabaster "
by nworshipunlimited January 16, 2009
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assmaster

dlyan is such a faggy assmaster
by kenny eldred December 28, 2007
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appmaster

A person who has no idea how to use his cellphone but downloads tons of applications(apps) for it just to show off.
The person normally has no skills with electronic devices at all but uses his/her money to buy expensive gadgets to boast his/her ego and acceptance in a group.
A guy that has no friends but a tiny penis shows off his cellphone at a party:

"Hey guys, look at what my cool samsung galaxy S2 can do! Woohoo, and look what happens if you turn it upside down!"

The other party attendants pays him little attention, continues to drinks beer and sighs. "Can you believe that guy? Such an appmaster!"
by ShaDeFaDe July 19, 2011
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alabasterd

a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason ;an insult
"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."

"STFU alabasterd"

"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh...blahblabaa"

"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."
by lookwhaticando April 10, 2013
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