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Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH
Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH
by Avee4 April 17, 2021
mugGet the Grass allergymug.

Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
mugGet the Allergy seasonmug.

Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.
A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"
by jejiho May 21, 2021
mugGet the Stay Allergymug.

Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
mugGet the Allergy seasonmug.

Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020
mugGet the Diamond Allergymug.

Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.
by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018
mugGet the Allergies Blueballsmug.

colds, allergies

colds, allergies
colds, allergies
by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023
mugGet the colds, allergiesmug.

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