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Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020
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Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.
by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018
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colds, allergies

colds, allergies
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Allergy Terrors

A fit of loud sneezing that sounds and resembles night terrors but is brought on by severe allergies.
Is Marty OK? It sounds like he might have allergy terrors? He keep's yelling while he sneezes.
by zlion February 20, 2025
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allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.
“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”
by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023
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Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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