Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
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The ability to proof that you were using the computer for online shopping only and not for e.g. downloading that weird type of porn or the schematics for a dirty bomb.
Luckily the browser history showed that I was only shopping around for combat gear and flame throwers and had nothing to do with the Russian schoolgirls search. A perfect alibiba.
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Alibi is a copy game of the mimic.Yall should go check it out. It aint scary lol I havent played it finish
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Get the aliise.k mug.A handsome young feline of the male variety who is sure to capture the ladies hearts. Extremely attractive and cute and adorable, and has such a wonderful fun bubbly and scary personality, never forget to feed your Albis. He will scratch you if you forget his food bowl needs food in it. He is a very good feline and emotional support creature. He will however lay on your arms when you want to play Genshin Impact on your computer. He will also never snuggle if you want to snuggle he will only suggle when he wants to. He also has a very dreamy complexion and he has very masculine shoulders and a nice fluffy treat belly. He also has eyes to die for.
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