Alberto

A nice boy with a good heart and is very brave boy respects other people

Likes to play games
And is an amazing singer

Alberto is impeccable

by Ninjatito124 August 23, 2017

Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.

A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia

by el_che April 25, 2006

Albertslund

A small town 15 kilometers outside Copenhagen, Denmark.
Known for its many gangsters, ghettoes and many shawarmahouses.

Some hardcore celebs grew up in the town, suchs as; the rap-group Suspekt, the comic Anders "Anden" Matthesen, the very cool singer Amin Jensen, and a few other unknown.

The town is also known under the name "A-town".

He's so hardcore. He must be from Albertslund!

by TheGfromdatown March 23, 2011

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 6, 2005

Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

by Stacy April 9, 2004

Alberto

BIG HUGE SHLONG DICK

Alberto a guy with a BIG DICK

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

Alberte

The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!

I wish I was Alberte.

by Emilie Christensen December 8, 2011