by Nastyfundip May 04, 2017
An Alaskan Supercluster is the act of taking a bag of frozen peas and shoving it up your anus. Typically done with little to no lubricant.
John: Did you hear, Brett got Monica to do the Alaskan supercluster on him!
Trevor: No way! Im super jealous. I wish I had a bad of peas in my ass.
Trevor: No way! Im super jealous. I wish I had a bad of peas in my ass.
by Flambolticus November 05, 2013
A group of guys all deposit their semen into a jar. Then the jar is poured out onto a female's head or object.
by JumboShrimp19 July 01, 2022
A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,
bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
by Aruminoi June 17, 2017
When you fill a condom with water and freeze It then insert it into the woman's ass and dip your dick in Siracha and fuck her
by Mich46 September 27, 2015
The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.
by boobie1022 December 01, 2013
Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.
Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?
Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014