Ajax and Steel Wool

A method of removing the nasty ass taint from a whore that she leaves on your genitals

BRO # 1 :Becareful if you tap that Karen bitch, she'll give you something you can't scrape off with Ajax and Steel Wool!!!

by Auz March 7, 2008

Smooth Move, Ajax

When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).

“Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth

“Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items

Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax

by anonymous February 4, 2021

Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget

a fine ginger

Me: ever heard of Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing

by ashytoes December 26, 2021

AFC Ajax

The toast of the Eerste Divisie. Incapable of competing in top-flight Dutch football, conference play, or even MLS 4. An embarrassment to Flemish-speakers everywhere.

My wife left me, I got fired from my job, my car broke down, and my children won't talk to me but at least I'm not AFC Ajax!

by TJAce December 13, 2023

Ajax

Pussy bitch, can also mean a flake or to flake out

This guy is an ajax. Dont pul an ajax on me now

by Highlandmountaingoat December 29, 2023

Ajax

An Ajax is someone who's very shy at first, but once they get to know you, they're the light of your life. They always fill the room with lots of laughter, smiles, and overall good vibes. They will love the shit out of you, and you should do the same. A Ajax doesn't just want you at your best, they also want you at your worst. Because if Ajax is dating you, they're prone to marry you at some point. You should never hide anything from an Ajax because they'll find out one way or another. An Ajax will also show you off to their friends because you're like their holy grail and they want you to know that. They'll never leave you alone to wallow in your sadness but instead, they will be there, comforting you in every way possible. They will just hug you and not say a word, they could sit there and cry with you, or they could give you a minor distraction 😉Point is, if you are ever lucky enough to come across an Ajax, cherish them and the relationship you have, even if it is just friends

hey, how are you and Ajax?
we're doing amazing, thanks for asking. I was just on my way to see him because I was reminded of how absolutely amazing he is<3

by Barlowe<3 December 21, 2022

Ajax

An arrogant Dutch football club who only have glory hunters as supporters. And their fans basically only turns up on European nights while their stadium turns empty when Ajax is playing in the league. It's a club who haven't won a trophy for 5 years

Man 1: ''Ajax can win the league title today''
Man 2: ''Ah, they will probably bottle it against De Graafschap.''
Man 3: ''No, they get the support of their fans''
All the men: *Laughs about the joke of man 3*

by .,:; May 4, 2019