like aggregation

A principle that basically states that things of similar composition will eventually tend toward the same location because they are similarly affected by wind/ocean currents, magnetic fields, and other forces.

Examples are hairballs from dogs/cats and giant masses of condoms people have found in the ocean.

Brad: "...so that was like the third time this year that my sister has been hit in the face with bird shit! I wonder why that happens to her so much."
Jeremy: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of like aggregation? Dee dee dee!"

by Nicholas D November 28, 2006

Aggressive Stalking

Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.

Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"

Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."

Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"

Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."

Michael: "..."

*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/

by Bakurra December 6, 2014

aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

Aggressively Heterosexual

When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.

e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.

David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.

by Bitch Chigga March 25, 2020

Aggregarious

Academia: Nearly vertical, in terms of angles more than zero but less than 45 degrees

Slang: Stupid, Dumb or crazy

Dracula Flow: She dropped that ass on me at an aggregarious angle!

by IO247 October 3, 2023

Snap-ive aggressive

Using Snapchat as a passive-aggressive outlet to express hostility towards others. Perfect for when you don't care to start an actual fight or when you don't have a chance to start a fight (or confrontation), but still want to get your point across to the creeps who watch your story as regularly as they breath in O2. Usually directed to just one or two dip-shits.

"Bertha, yeah he's rude and creepy af, but not worth going to jail for. Just post something Snap-ive aggressive. He'll obviously be one of the first ones to see it."

"Even though Roger watches Bertha's Snapchat story like a junkie loves heroin, he ignores her in every other possible way. While not worth confronting in person but still feeling hella fiesty, Bertha posted a Snap-ive aggressive message expressing how she will customize creeps off of her story who actively do this."

"Did you see Bertha's story? Someone must have pissed her off it was very Snap-ive aggressive."

by kashbagosh May 7, 2017

Super Mega Aggrocrag

The Greatest of a trio of indoor volcanos (Aggrocrag, Super Aggrocrag) was created for the final installment of the popular nickelodeon game show "GUTS". The Winner of the gold medal would recieve a piece of the "Radical Rock" and would hold it for all the world to see.

Someday i will climb the SUPER MEGA AGGROCRAG and recieve a piece of the radical rock.

by Drew Steck October 31, 2005