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aftershave

The act of ejaculating into your hand then smacking the person you just got done having sex with across the face with the ejaculate-filled hand, as though you were in an aftershave commercial.
She said she wanted my cum on her face, so I gave her the aftershave.
by go_lanche May 22, 2006
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Afterplot

(Noun)

A plot of a movie that was clearly an afterthought after special effects, all-star cast, elaborate fight scenes, etc.
The second Transformers movie wowed us with giant robots, badass battle scenes, and explosions, but we walked out of there wondering what the hell the movie was about. Totally an afterplot!
by CreepyTastik July 7, 2011
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after-shot

A person who appears to have been particularly ravaged by drug use; specifically, methamphetamine (crank) or crack. Specific traits may include missing teeth, open facial sores, disheveled hair, pale complexion, dramatic weight loss, unpredictable behavior, or serious lack of personal hygiene.

Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").
Have you seen Dave recently? He's a wreck. I don't know what he's been doing, but he's become an after-shot.
by Flernk July 12, 2007
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Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.
Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.
by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010
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Aftershock

Bong terminology. The residual smoke in the bong and it's piping after toking the main hit. Usually, your lungs are too full to take in the aftershock. Checking the density of smoke in the aftershock is a good way to see how good your hit was, but that is pointless.
by machowoman December 19, 2008
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the pussy aftershock

a most severe camel toe...

the indentation that extends upwards from the vaginal area that can be seen through a females trousers. in general, the "aftershock's" measure via a thick trouser material (I.E. JEANS) that creates a more visible and deeper indentation denotes a more gratuitous pussy size.

the pussy itself can be described as a severe earthquake in this instance and the severe camel toe is the aftershock. thus the aftermath is the aftershock created in the pants of the great big pussy.
"that girls pussy must be hella big, the pussy aftershock goes all the way up to her belly button"
by the Ben2k February 22, 2008
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California Aftershock

a girl is on all fours and you cum in her butthole. then she stays the same way while you lie under her with your mouth open. you the grab her butt cheeks and shake her butt until your cum exits her ass and falls/slides into your mouth.
Dude that girl was a freak and asked me to do a California Aftershock. ass
by LybtheTerrible February 20, 2011
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