non-advice

Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.

Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.

Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.

by Midig December 17, 2018

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori September 1, 2016

Advice

Yeah, this...

Hym "This was never intended to be 'advice.' I just AM this... Now... More so now than before but still.... Was that and am this now... You're not me is a thing I've said... I think..."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

story advice

When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.

Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.

Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.

by obamapproved December 3, 2009

Unsolicited rape self-defense advice

You know that was ME right?

Hym "You know that Unsolicited rape self-defense advice was me and not somebody else, right? In accordance withe Jordan Peterson's thing I want the credit for that I'd any of that worked."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice

Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023