adultergarten

A school or class where adults learn things by playing

Adultergarten comes from the German words Adulter ("adults") and Garten ("garden"). A garden of adults is a lovely and poetic image for a classroom full of antsy grown-ups trying their hardest to master basic skills and ideas through creative and interactive lessons.

Dick and Jim learned to create elegant graphs using finger-paints during Adultergarten class today.

by PlayDHD January 17, 2017

Adulterer

A slag someone who will wreck your home/asshole.

Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)

Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol

by JaredCarolfan69 October 12, 2019

Adulteress

A female Adult (females over the age of 18)

Cameron Diaz is a famous Adulteress

by Brian Patel April 4, 2008

Adultery

Being an adult over 18

I can’t wait to be adultery

by Charlie Pow December 24, 2019

adultery slut

A man or woman who tries to sleep with people who are married and tries to fuck that shit up

"Alex, you're a slut .... you're an adultery slut"

by scrummybag February 21, 2018

Adulterous Slut

A person who sleeps with married men wither it be a married stranger, acquaintance, or perhaps even a friends husband the adulterous slut will go trolling for marriages that she knows, thinks, or can cause problems. Adulterous sluts have 99.9% of the time already been through every other man so they are desperate and troll for married ones.

Melissa Hassenger asked her friend ( acquaintance, classmate) if her husband had been stupid (unfaithful) because Melissa thought the picture of her friend holding a puppy implied that her husband had been stupid and she just wanted to know if everything in her friends marriage was ok. She's an adulterous slut trolling for marital problems.

by thebetterbitch August 9, 2024

Adultery Dog

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.

Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.

by Owen66 July 15, 2025