A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
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