starr-ade 

The best alcoholic beverage on the planet.

2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin

i got wasted after six starr-ades

starr-ade by Andy Starr April 11, 2006

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen 

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.

I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen by Twenty One Discoball Romances June 11, 2017

Ghetto-ade

Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.

The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.

"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."

Ghetto-ade by so rude May 29, 2011

Pize-Ade 

The atrocious act of buying a Citrus Gatorade from a convenience store, most notably Allsups, and proceeding to chug the Gatorade. Subsequently, one fills the emptied bottle up with his urine. This may take multiple urinations, depending on the size of the container. One is encouraged to drink a lot of soda and generally unhealthy products to produce a highlighter yellow color of piss. Once filled with this 'high-lighter' pee, screw the lid back on, walk into the same store (with bottle in hand), go to the Gatorade area in the drinks section and act as if you are deciding on which color to buy. Slyly place the pee bottle on the rack and walk out. Eventually, someone will buy it, and potentially drink your piss, which they in turn actually paid for.

Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.

{While sitting outside the store, watching to see if anyone buys the bottle} "Dude! Dude! This chick just took a swig of Pize-Ade!!!"

Pize-Ade by Pize October 19, 2004

X-Ade 

An amazing thirst quencher made by Cutting Edge Beverages. It tastes better than Gatorade, but it is very cheap. It comes in a variety of delicious flavors.

"X-Ade Xtreme Thrist Quencher"

"Get It Back"

Hey bro why are you drinking Gatorade? X-Ade is cheaper and better.

X-Ade by X-Alec July 17, 2011

tran-ade 

A transvestite grenade. It is the moment when you realize, usually while extremely drunk and/or stoned, that the extremely hot chick you've been grinding all night on the dance floor is a transvestite.

The term was first coined on an episode of Jersey Shore when The Situation fell for one.

Dude is so smashed that he's missing all the clues that he's working a tran-ade!

tran-ade by splicegraph November 8, 2010

Dirty Ade 

When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.

“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”

Dirty Ade by No1Lils March 31, 2020