The best alcoholic beverage on the planet.
2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin
2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin
by Andy Starr April 11, 2006
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Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.
The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.
The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
by so rude May 29, 2011
Get the Ghetto-ade mug.The atrocious act of buying a Citrus Gatorade from a convenience store, most notably Allsups, and proceeding to chug the Gatorade. Subsequently, one fills the emptied bottle up with his urine. This may take multiple urinations, depending on the size of the container. One is encouraged to drink a lot of soda and generally unhealthy products to produce a highlighter yellow color of piss. Once filled with this 'high-lighter' pee, screw the lid back on, walk into the same store (with bottle in hand), go to the Gatorade area in the drinks section and act as if you are deciding on which color to buy. Slyly place the pee bottle on the rack and walk out. Eventually, someone will buy it, and potentially drink your piss, which they in turn actually paid for.
Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
{While sitting outside the store, watching to see if anyone buys the bottle} "Dude! Dude! This chick just took a swig of Pize-Ade!!!"
by Pize October 19, 2004
Get the Pize-Ade mug.An amazing thirst quencher made by Cutting Edge Beverages. It tastes better than Gatorade, but it is very cheap. It comes in a variety of delicious flavors.
"X-Ade Xtreme Thrist Quencher"
"Get It Back"
"X-Ade Xtreme Thrist Quencher"
"Get It Back"
by X-Alec July 17, 2011
Get the X-Ade mug.A transvestite grenade. It is the moment when you realize, usually while extremely drunk and/or stoned, that the extremely hot chick you've been grinding all night on the dance floor is a transvestite.
The term was first coined on an episode of Jersey Shore when The Situation fell for one.
The term was first coined on an episode of Jersey Shore when The Situation fell for one.
by splicegraph November 8, 2010
Get the tran-ade mug.When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.
“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”
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