Acute Toplessoma

:(Tahp-lis)

Medical condition of lack of, or in absence of, oral insertion of penis

“ This is one of the meanest, baddest conditions of Acute Toplessoma we’ve seen here “

by Topped Brent February 6, 2021

acute accent

the symbol ˊ, used in many alphabets based on the Latin and Cyrillic scripts

Some letters that use the acute accent include: Áá, Éé, Íí, Óó, and Úú

by bluestinger66 November 12, 2023

Acute Penial Disorder

The disorder of a small penis.

This guy is so small. I think he has acute penial disorder.

by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011

Acute bitch deficiency

When you ain’t got no bitches but it keeps happening

Bro 1: bro got no bitches
Bro 2: oh yea? Sounds like you got acute bitch deficiency.
Bro 1: bruh moment

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 18, 2024

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020

Acute DSB Sickness

Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.

Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness

by danthegmgman May 10, 2010