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across the board

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.
by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007
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hair across our ass

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."
by JoIdnew May 23, 2008
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acrostic poem

An acrostic is a poem or other form of writing in which the first letter, syllable or word of each line, paragraph or other recurring feature in the text spells out a word or a message.
Acrostic poem of the name/word "Jim"
J-Joking
I-intriguing
M-millionaire
by Jimmy The Guy January 15, 2014
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Goin' across the river

Derived from a scene in Chapter 7 of the World War I novel "All Quiet on the Western Front" by Erich Remarque, the term "goin' across the river" means to have sex, as the three main characters must cross a river to visit French whores.
Courtney: Yo Tyler! Goin' across the river tonight?
Tyler: Heck yeah, we're going on a band trip!
by Katczinsky the Awesome Guy April 21, 2009
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5 across the ass

To dish out some justice upon your child. The old fashioned way.
I'm gonna give you 5 across the ass!
by Krusty krab pizza June 17, 2016
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across

From one side to the other of (something).
.expression movement over a place or region.
.expression position or orientation.
.used with an expression of measurement.
.with reference to a crossword puzzle answer that reads horizontally.
.I ran across the street .
.they lived across the street from one another.
.can grow to 4 feet across.
.19 across.
by Daniel667 May 23, 2018
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hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
by Alan Muir May 18, 2006
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