access envy

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009

Access Denied

You are not allowed to do this.

*New Jersy Governor* No of topic questions

You have been stopped
Access Denied

by KPOPANIMEWEEB April 30, 2020

Early access

When an unfinished product is put into the market in attempt to outsource testing and QA.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access!

by Oreva1 August 08, 2020

public access

The worst thing on the planet

Jimmy: Hey Man, Did you watch that Public Access last night

Mark: Yeah, It Sucked

by Teh Ramones March 12, 2016

ease of access

In gaming: paying or subscribing for added benefits to make things a little easier but don't do any direct impact to the game like pay-to-win.

IE: Bank or bag space, faster riding, slightly higher exp rates

I am going to subscribe to ESO+ because the craftbag gives some ease of access to the crafting system in the game.

by Tinygreendot June 03, 2017

roof access

Sex Position in which one is given full access by suspension above.

Trying to get that roof access tonight. You down to hang?

by sexyassassin21 October 29, 2021

access denied

A humiliating sexual act.

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.

by Denied_Access November 25, 2006