absurd

adj. ridiculous, dumb, crazy.

But that is the most absurd thing that I've ever heard!

by th100 May 27, 2010

abscure

when something is obscure and abstract at the same time.

That reference is not only super random, it's completely abscure. Who would know that or even understand it? You're crazy, you know that?

by Michael Levine July 13, 2007

Abdurehman

Abdurehman is the best basketball🏀 player in the world at 12 years

Abdurehman is a defined basketball player in the world

by Abdurehman October 10, 2018

mutually assured

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.

By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.

by JlO September 5, 2003

Absurvation

noun

Portmanteau of absurd and observation. Absurvations are irrelevant, often inane, comments or thoughts.

Where 'observations' can be relevant and useful, absurvations are pointless (though perhaps funny).

Example:

Sally: "If they made the sidewalk completely of hardened

chewed-gum pieces then when people spit their gum

on the sidewalk it wouldn't look ugly."

James: "What a weird absurvation."

by SadieMazie May 21, 2010

absurdicus

absurd and ridiculus. at the same time... its insane

Will you stop being so absurdicus?

by coolerthanyou April 21, 2005

Mutually Assured Blumpkin

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.

Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012