A portmanteau of Asshole and Retard. A person who is an asshole and a Retard at the same time, combine to get asstard.
*Talking with Jewish people in front of us*
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
Like "Chase, you ASSTARD"
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
Like "Chase, you ASSTARD"
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A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.
FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!
FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!
FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.
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Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
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A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
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