1 definition by Besties22

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.
FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.
by Besties22 September 8, 2022
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